FRUIT LOOPS
Were I ever diagnosed with diabetes, I wouldn’t have to worry about any diabetes glucose options. Why, you ask? Well, it’s quite simple. I’ve been eating loads and loads of sugar for years and I’ve got more than enough to fill in for any glucose. I’ll admit to not really knowing what diabetes is or what causes it and that I only glanced over a few wikipedia entries about it, but I’d say I’ve got the gist of the whole thing. I eat a chocolate bar with every meal and I won’t eat breakfast without a sugarcoated cereal. I love Fruit Loops the best personally. When I want an in-between meals snack I eat a few spoonfuls of powdered sugar. When I’m thirsty, I opt for nothing less than a can of Pepsi Cola. Normally, I drain 6 of those things in a single day. But despite all that sugar intake, I still feel tired a lot. I hate climbing up stairs. Why does it have to be so hard? And my heart’s starting to hurt. Sometimes, it feels like someone’s pressing a drill up against it. I probably shouldn’t be having so much trouble breathing either, but I think that’s just because of the change in weather.