BASED IN CALIFORNIA
Have you ever noticed that just about all TV shows are either based in New York or somewhere in California? You would think that those are the only two places in the world and that everything in-between is a nuclear wasteland that no one bothers to talk about. And, of course, everyone who lives in either place is a perfect physical specimen. You would think they have the greatest Lasik in California or in New York because no one wears glasses and that’s just not possible. So, obviously, the greatest laser eye surgeons in the world flock to either the west or east coast and probably do outstanding business just like plastic surgeons and personal trainers and nutritionists do. You never see anyone with the slightest amount of flab or excess body weight. Everyone is tanned (even in the winter), toned, and utterly perfect. All the teenaged boys even shave off all their body hair. Why? Well, it certainly doesn’t make them manlier. None compare to David Hasselhoff in his hairy-chested Baywatch glory years. Of course television isn’t real. It’s not even a reflection of the real world. It’s all fantasy and all these actors and actress starve and kill themselves to look perfect for the camera.